Greatest Shits 97​-​04 Vol. 2

by The Stabone and Demar Rock Group

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released November 22, 2011

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The Stabone and Demar Rock Group California

When Dickie Stabone, Charles Demar, Pukaki Jo, Rob Feature, and Tiny Marino met one night at a Whitesnake Concert, no one knew they would become the greatest Rock group the universe has ever seen.

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Track Name: Doin' The Shep
Aww Yeah Stabone and demar nineteen naughty Eight. Booyah

I do a dance it's called the shep pettibone
I do the dance when I'm in the mood
I do it on hot coal or stones
But not in church cause that would be crude
Put your knees up and your hands down
When People do it I never see a frown
I do this dance so I can feel moppy
And put in my face a little bit of grimace
I do it smooth and not so choppy
Because from the ladies I always get a kiss
And they think that I'm a bad-ass mofo
Because I can really make some bread dough

It's better than swimming and better than yoga
And I like it better than your stanky mama
Or eating fresh, crisp Tadioca
Or smoking crack on Top of a llama
You still do it when you have a hairy mole
Hold on a second while I smoke a bowl
So when you do it don't pass some gas
Or you'll be the laughing stock of the day
Luigi didn't do it so I kicked him in the ass
And listen to these words I have to say

(I don't want a french fried potato I just want one big tomato)

You're hearing fresh rhymes from Mario
In the minus world I wish I had a boat
I'll stick to overalls and not go retro
And I get way air when I jump off a note
I like my spaghetti with meatballs
And spend most my day in bathroom stalls
My shoes are worn out from this dance
And now my knees have arthritis
I have no ass in the back of my pants
But with my fine booty I can't be missed
At the top of the vine I'll be all alone
Keep pushing up and I'll do the shep pettibone

You don't have to learn it will come natural
And I like to eat a lot of rice
I did this dance one time with Bob Dole
And I do the shep when I watch porn on spice
My name is Mario and plumbings my game
But the shep pettibone is my claim to fame
All you Mamma Jammers can go to hell
Because I like to use my speak and spell

(Spell shep pettibone...S...H...E...N...incorrect incorrect incorrect)

Aww Yeah. shep pettibone is the baddest soul brother this side of cheese bridge

Booyah...We in the hizouse. Tadow. Yo Mario Check it. What is.
Track Name: Simple Moustache Man
(They're from a tube)

I'm a simple man
All I need is a rock for my pillow
And a sheet of snow for my blanket
And a caterpillar for my moustache

I'm a simple man
All I need is a crisp rock
And a Chris Rock
And a Chris Farley for my moustache

I'm a simple man
All I need is a moustache
All I need is a moustache
All I need is a moustache for my moustache

I tell you there are two kinds of people in this world
Those with moustaches and those without
And i'll tell you what kind of person I am in this world
I'm a simple moustache man

(This part goes on forever)
Track Name: A.L.F. (Alien Love Form)
I've come to love you from a distant star
I've travelled light years to be where you are
The earthly women are beautiful I think
Not hard and scaly but soft and pink

A.L.F. alien love form
A.L.F. dont expect the norm
A.L.F. alien love form
A.L.F. hide the girls in the dorm

You were an astronaut I saw your ship
I want to kiss your human lips
I want to touch your flowing hair
Where I'm from we don't have it there

A.L.F. alien love form
A.L.F. dont expect the norm
A.L.F. alien love form
A.L.F. hide the girls in the dorm

I am so glad I am here
I love all earth women
I love hotels

A.L.F. alien love form
A.L.F. dont expect the norm
A.L.F. alien love form
A.L.F. hide the girls in the dorm

A.L.F. alien love form
A.L.F. dont expect the norm
A.L.F. alien love form
A.L.F. his green blood is warm
Track Name: Run Little Doggie Run
Run little doggie run
Run little doggie run
There ain't no room for you in this town no more

Flee little puppy flee
Flee little puppy flee
You shot the mayor's wife in front of me

Cruise little canine cruise
Cruise little canine cruise
Lighten up the sky all loaded up on booze

Steal little shitbag steal
Steal little shitbag steal
All my money and my bitch who's hot as hell

Now you spent my money on whiskey and whores
Left my bitch at the liquor store

Fight little poochie fight
Fight little poochie fight
You ain't gonna get any love from me tonight

Pray ugly mut you pray
Pray ugly mut you pray
Now you're here and now it's judgement day

Draw little doggie draw
Draw little doggie draw
Gonna shoot you dead and cut off your left paw

Feel the thunder doggie thunder
Feel the thunder doggie thunder
Now you're dead and rottin' six feet under (ground that is)

Now float in the clouds you won't bother me no more
Gotta pick up my bitch at the liquor store

Run little doggie run
Run little doggie run
There ain't no room for you in this town no more
Track Name: I Collect Bugs
I collect bugs
They getter me higher than drugs
And I should know
Because I snort a lot of blow
Whoa

Stickin' my pretties in a mayonaise jar
Ticklin' kitties in a neighbors car
Stickin' my pretties in a mayonaise jar

I collect bugs
It's better than being a thug
And I should know
Because I thirst to steal your purse
Whoa


Stickin' my pretties in a mayonaise jar
Ticklin' kitties in a neighbors car
Stickin' my pretties in a mayonaise jar

Ticklin' pretties in a mayonaise car
Stickin' kitties in a neighbors jar
Ticklin' kitties in a kitty car
Track Name: Pumpkin In King Arthur's Court
From the midst of the dread north sea
A cresting wave of crimsonly
A pumpkin emerged on the shores
Rolling radiantly towards
Camelot and the court of the kings
A message of vision to bring

Some scattered for in fear
Some ran forth in awe
Maidens fainted at the sight
Which they saw

A pumpkin in King Arthur's court
Bringing forth
The message of the gourd

The Pumpkin beseeched them to hear
The ending of time is near
He spoke calmly as closely they listened
Of a terror which was centuries imprisoned

The skies t'would open
And a knight of flaming green
Would bust his moves
On a funky ass scene

A pumpkin in King Arthur's court
Bringing forth
The message of the gourd

A mass firous flame
Which seemed to be screaming a name
Trevor I am called
I have no shame

The pumpkin a laughing
Sai that knight once was I
And rolled back to sea
As he watched Camelot die

A pumpkin in King Arthur's court
Sending forth
The message of the gourd
A pumpkin in King Arthur's court
Bringing forth
The message of the gourd

La la la la la la I Love You

That knight once was I
Track Name: Midget With A Prosthetic Leg
Like everyone else I like to groove with the sound
But it's kind of hard when you're so close to the ground
To get to dance with the chicks I have to practically beg
Because I am a midget with a prosthetic leg

Im only two feet tall
No I ain't having a ball
I'm only two feet tall

(That's really small.....That's small)

I'm so god damn short in fact I'm shorter than pig
Can't do the gyro can't do no damn Irish Jig
Taller I will be with hair-do like Vanilla Ice
Now that Gingers gone I wish I was the new shorty spice

I'm only two feet tall
God damn shit fuck this ain't fun at all
I'm only two feet tall
That's really small
(You're tellin' me)

Gotta get me some height x2

(Oh no my leg fell off help me put my leg back on)

Because I am a midget with a prosthetic leg x2

(That's really small.... You're telling me?)