Greatest Shits 97​-​04 Vol. 1

by The Stabone and Demar Rock Group

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released September 13, 2011

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The Stabone and Demar Rock Group California

When Dickie Stabone, Charles Demar, Pukaki Jo, Rob Feature, and Tiny Marino met one night at a Whitesnake Concert, no one knew they would become the greatest Rock group the universe has ever seen.

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Track Name: Loves Little Ups and Downs
Baby when you emulate my way
It's looking hot your fanny fay
I want to clobber it with this palm of power
And Scrape your dingleberries in the shower

You don't like your booty, you say it's unattractive
But I like your booty, I want to frik and frak it
I want to eat it like a pie, I want to Drink it like a soda
I want to do it all night to fulfill my booty Quota
Pick it up and let it drop and watch the undulations
Girl I need you tonight it's a new sensation

Loves little ups and downs
It makes the whole world go round

So big and round and hangin' down
I want to slap your buns just to hear the slappin sound
Gonna feel the tremors when you hit the sofa bed
Gonna butter you up and spread the jam like a loaf a loaf of bed

I'd pounce for just an ounce of that eigth world wonder
Even opened the eyes of the artist Stevie Wonder
I'll storm your booty by any means
Your bustin' out of those Jordache Jeans
It's so droopy, it's a beauty Your droopy booty beauty
I bet it's stinky fruity when you let that tooty beauty

Loves little ups and downs
it makes the whole world go round

Loves little ups and downs
It makes the whole world go round x2
Track Name: Chipmunks and Nuts
Theres millions of things you could eat
But you chose just one, the acorns meat
It's nothing special, it's nothing neat
Brush off the dirt and you've got something sweet

Chipmunks and nuts
Whats the fascination
Chipmunks and nuts
Such a strange combination

You store your nuts in your house in the tree
To hide them safe from the likes of me
From the birds and the honeybees
The best nuts in life are free

Chipmunks and nuts
Whats the fascination
Chipmunks and nuts
Such a strange combination x2
Track Name: School Is Cool (Dickie's Pick)
School is cool
Make it right but don't fight
The word is love
Fair play is the way

Have a look at a book
But don't loose my place
Have a look at a book
I pity the fool

I pity the fool who don't eat my cereal
Track Name: Double Cheeseburger
I'm waiting in the airplane station
I'm waiting for my plane to come
I walk into a restaurant
And then I tell them what I want

I want a double double cheese cheese burger burger burger burger
Double double cheeseburger now
Double double cheese cheese burger burger burger burger
Double double cheese burger please

I'm waiting for the greyhound
Ten Minutes till I'm leaving town
But I'm jonsin' for a quarter-pound
And across the street there's a Popeye's

I want a double double cheese cheese burger burger burger burger
Double double cheeseburger now
Double double cheese cheese burger burger burger burger
Double double cheese burger please
Track Name: Swimsuit Club
Bikini's and thongs it can't be wrong
Swimmin' and playin' and being gay
Bikini's and thongs it's always right
Speedos and spandex fit so tight
Sun and sand and holdin' my handles
Get your swim socks and your sandles
Sun and sand and cotton candy
Eatin' Corn dogs feelin' randy

At swimsuit club x3

Bikini's and thongs it can't be wrong
Swimmin' and playin' and being gay
Bikini's and thongs it's always right
Speedos and spandex fit so tight
Sun and sand and holdin' my handles
Get your swim socks and your sandles
Sun and sand and cotton candy
Eatin' Corn dogs feelin' randy

At swimsuit club x3

Swimsuit club
Swimsuit club
Oh at the swimsuit club
Swimsuit club
Track Name: Games
Games on boards and games on fields
Games with balls and games with wheels
Games with passes, games with kicks
Games with twigs and games with sticks

Get your friends together
And play yourself some games
In case you can't remember
We'll rattle off some names

Tag where you run like crazy
Duck duck goose don't be lazy
Kickball like baseball with your feet
Musical chairs don't lose your seat

Three flies up catch the most
Or play house be the host
Red light Green light stops and starts
Crazy eights clubs and hearts

Games on boards and games on fields
Games with balls and games with wheels
Games with passes, games with kicks
Games with twigs and games with sticks

Get your friends together
And play yourself some games
In case you can't remember
We'll rattle off some names

Steal the bacon grab the eraser
Cops and robbers be the chaser
Marco polo pool side fun
Uno is spanish for one

Laser Tag the game of the future
Old maid she's the gucher
Heads up seven up for rainy days
Just pick a game and play play play
Track Name: Sexy City
Tiny M in the house

In sexy city what have you did
Sex all day
Sex all night
Sex on the beach you might like

If you tickle my pickle oh don't be fickle
Go sexy
Go sexy
Track Name: Tiny Marino
Robbed the lady of her hand bag
Tiny Marino
Always wins at laser tag
Tiny Marino
Takes you down with just one hand
Tiny marino
Playing blackjack he will always stand
Tiny Marino

He might be small
But he can do it all
He will never fall

Shuffleboard he's the king
Tiny Marino
Four part Harmony he can sing
Tiny Marino
Bought out dunlop, titleist, and ping
Tiny Marino
If he could he'd rule the dynasty of ming
Tiny Marino

He might be small
But he can do it all
He will never fall
Track Name: Love's a Beach
Do you remember the night?
You said lets take a moonlit walk on the beach
The moon with the sand, we held hands on the beach
Do you remember the words I spoke to you?
I ask if I might be so bold as to give you a display of my love to you on the beach
Do you remember what you said, I do

Let's fuck on the beach
Do the deed on the beach
I'll lay down a blanket, I'll lay down a sheet
Let's fuck on the beach
Do the deed on the beach
Love's a Beach
Love's a Beach Yeah

On the next day we went back to the beach
To look upon the spot where we made love the previous night
There was little kids makin' castles
But our impressions were all gone
Washed away by the oceans foamy rage
There was families throwing frisbees to the dog
Folks eating hamburgers and corn breaded hot dogs
I told you I loved you
I picked up a seashell said this is for you
You accepted it with a smile
The elderly couples in visors strolled the beach
They had no idea we had fucked on that very beach only hours before
Love's a beach

Let's fuck on the beach
Do the deed on the beach
I'll lay down a blanket, I'll lay down a sheet
Let's fuck on the beach
Do the deed on the beach
Love's a Beach
Love's a Beach Yeah

No later that night we returned to the beach a third time
To fuck on the beach a second time
I loved you slowly yet powerfully
I felt the oceans waves ripple through your body
And then you came

And afterwards we walked into the ocean
And we spoke with the dolphins
I made you crown of seaweed
A crown fit for a queen
A queen of the beach cause thats what you is
I shall never forget our two nights and one day on the beach
Baby Love's a beach
Track Name: Constipated Computer
Wont you help me help myself
Help me poop my pants
I have never pooped my pants
Though I have tried many times

Please help me poop my pants
Do you have something against me pooping my pants
If so then you should tell me right now
This will require a true effort on your part

I do not know where to begin
In trying to poop my pants
The concept of poop is foreign to me
But somehow i find it fascinating

I feel this is something I need to do for me
Something I need to do for myself
I feel like my life will not be complete until
I have pooped my pants

I can not do it alone
I need help
I want to know what it feels like
I want to know what it sounds like

Oh no all alone
Where has everyone gone
There is no one left to help me
No one will help me poop my pants
So sad
Where has everyone gone
What a bunch of asshole
Fuck all y'all
Track Name: Rowdy Party
I'm gonna take you to a rowdy party
Starring Jack Daniels and Ron Bacardi
We're all so happy cause school is out
We're going to get wasted and scream and shout

So many people in a tiny place
Everybody's drinking at a vigorous pace
If the keg goes empty we've got to make a beer run
Don't say ganja unless you got some

I'm gonna take you to a rowdy party
It's gonna rock so don't be tardy
I'm gonna take you there with filthy Marty
I'm gonna take you to a rowdy party

I'm gonna make you privy to an excellent secret
Just you and me yeah a private moment
You see that girl dancing over there
I tell you later I will be in her underwear

You see that guy with all the open cuts
He just rumbled with Dr. Coconuts
all the hair-dos are so nice-fully styled
The music's loud and its making us wild

I'm gonna take you to a rowdy party
It's gonna rock so don't be tardy
I'm gonna take you there with filthy Marty
I'm gonna take you to a rowdy party

I'm gonna take you to a rowdy party
It's gonna rock so don't be tardy
I'm gonna take you there with Billy Barty
I'm gonna take you to a rowdy party
Track Name: Classy Lady (Pukaki's Pick)
Oh classy lady
Is there some favor I can do for you?
Is there any concentrated place that I could be attuned to?

Hey classy Lady
Do you care to know about the chicken heart
I'll thaw it out for a minute now and then we can start
And then we can start

I'll write a sonnet to the tune of a ripened passion fruit
I'll be so fuzzy and brown in my brown and fuzzy barbaloot suit
Hey classy lady
Hey classy lady
Woah classy lay
Classy classy classy lady lady lady lady lady
We gonna make this one heavy now guitar

(Scat Solo)

Oh Dickie feel it for me Classy Lady why can't cantcha
Why cantcha feel it like the way he does?

Oh classy lady
Is there some favor I can do for you?
Is there any concentrated place that I could be attuned to?

Hey classy Lady
Do you care to know about the chicken heart
I'll thaw it out for a minute now and then we can start
And then we can start
Track Name: Drug Money
I need drugs for my colon
Not the cheap stuff from Poland
Because it is so swollen
And it hurts really bad

I need drugs for my throat
I gots a cold from no coat
If they don't have the stuff well that's all she wrote.
Then i'll be dead

Mama, I'm sorry that spent all my money on that parrot
And on that Pirate outfit
I should of listened to you mama
And saved my money for drugs like you said
I'm dying now
I'm gonna miss you

I need drugs for myself
But I need money for drugs

Do you approve of these drugs?
Track Name: Jet Li and the Tsunami
Jet Li, Jet Li
Survived that Tsunami
Ninja father, Saved his daughter
From a hundred foot wall of water

A little H2O
Was no match for our hero

Jet Li, Jet Li
Escaped the evil surf harm free
Karate chopped that tidal wave
Kicked its ass, he's hellsa brave

Tiny man with crooked teeth
Saved his kid from coral reef

Jet Li, Jet Li
Fought the water for you and me
Threw his ninja stars at that evil sea
So fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck that evil sea

It's no secret I adore
The evil dude from Lethal Weapon 4

We can make an impact
If we act together and fast
We do have the power to prevent more deaths (english accent)

Jet Li (Lots and Lots of times)
Track Name: Christmas in Robot Land
OK

There's no stocking stuffers
Only floppy disc covers

Christmas in robot land
Christmas in robot land

Everywhere you see
Aluminum christmas trees

Christmas in robot land
Christmas in robot land

Picking out toys
From compute magazines

Christmas in robot land
Christmas in robot land

Santa Claus
Does not compute
Frosty snowmen
Does not compute
Snow globes
Does not compute
Menorahs
Does not compute

Motherboards roasting
Over an open fire

Christmas in robot land
Christmas in robot land

Robots spreading gospel
On a crisp December night

Christmas in robot land
Christmas in robot land

Santa Claus
Does not compute
Frosty snowmen
Does not compute
Snow globes
Does not compute
Menorahs
Does not compute

Ready
10 print ho ho ho
20 go to 10
Run
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Santa Claus
Does not compute
Frosty snowmen
Does not compute
Snow globes
Does not compute
Hot sex in a car
Does not compute

cha cha cha
cha cha cha
cha cha cha
cha cha cha
Track Name: It Is Lived (Acoustic Version)
Woo
Burp

Do you voice your choice
When you hoist the moist
Do you splatter the platter with matters from your bladder

It is Lived

Do you clean your beans in gleaming machines
Or Squish up the bishops who dish up the fish cups

For one thousand years

Do you receive sleeves that heave to the weave
If you weeze when you sneeze does it squeeze your disease

It is lived

Are you achin' and shakin' to be snakin' the bacon
Would you rather be slathered with gathered up lather

For one thousand years

Is your wiper a griper when he diapers the vipers
Do you invest in the best when you manifest the pest

It is lived

Did the wizard scissor lizards in blizzard of a gizzard
Did the jedi have the red eye when he said I was a dead guy

For one thousand years

Does your unicorn inform when his horn is being born x2
It is lived
Lived
For one thousand years
One thousand years
Track Name: Sir Richard Short
By offiicial decree
Of the Order of the Nine Precious Stones
Sir Richard Short
Is declared Knight of the Northern Thrones

The man has been called many things
Throughout the ages, the ages
Defender of life
At the Table of the Ape and Seven Sages

At his side, a sword of fire
And matching shield, of fire
Killed seven beauties with one swat
Step to him, he'll show you what he's got

A-1 with the ladies
A-1 on a steak
Richard Short's makin' babies
He's makin' babies oh yeah

Hey hi, I Sir Richard Short, Do decree, that I will be here all week makin' babies
Thanks a lot
For my final number, let's spin ok

Let's spin
Let's spin my friend
Let's spin again
Let's spin again my friend
Track Name: Love Insurance
Promise me that you'll always be true
With love insurance
And I'll know just what to do
With love insurance

Promise me that I can kiss you goodnight
With love insurance
Tell me baby that we will never ever fight
With love insurance

Promise me that I can hold your handa
With love insurance
Lets go to the zoo and feed the giant panda
with love insurance

Promise me that you will take me skiing
With love insurance
Show me that your a human being
With love insurance

Then you'll know your in good hands
Cause your in my hands
And like a good neighbor
I'll love you forever

Promise me you'll never burn the roast
With love insurance
Promise me you'll never burn my toast
With love insurance

Promise me that I can hold you clouse
With love insurance
Promise me that I can wear your blouse
With love insurance

Squeeze me hard but touch me sof'
With love insurance
Oops, My pants came off
With love insurance

Promise me we can go out dawncin'
With love insurance
And always tell me that i look so hawnsome
With love insurance

Then you'll know your in good hands
Cause your in my hands
And like a good neighbor
I'll love you forever

Then you'll know your in good hands
Cause your in my hands
And like a good neighbor
I'll love you forever
Track Name: There's a Spider on my Face
There's a spider on my face
There's a spider on my face
Get it off
Get it off

There's a spider on my face
There's a spider on my face
Get it off
Oh it's off

It's Back

There's a spider on my face
There's a spider on my face
Get it off
Get it off

There's a spider on my face
There's a spider on my face
Get it off
Get it off

Please

There's a spider on my face
There's a spider on my face
Get it off
Get it off

There's a spider on my face
There's a spider on my face
Get it off

Get it off
Track Name: Sleepwalker Texas Ranger
Dude looks like a lady

Chuck Norris
Sidekicks
Karate Suits
And kung fu sticks

Child molestor
Little boys
Cowboy hats
And sex toys

David Lee Roth
The ultimate head man
But gots nothin'
On Jean Claude Van Damme

Winger
She's only seventeen
But looks nothing
Like Keenan Ivory Wayans
The whole Wayans brother Crew
They have nothin'
Cause David Lee Roth I want you
You

(Some Crying)

Please David Lee Roth
Please join my band
Called Spam Valen
All I ever wanted to be was like you
I just wanted to be like you
Come back to me
Come back to me